How to pick great girls dresses

 There’s no better gift than girls dresses.  If you know someone who’s birthday is coming up, may I suggest buying her a dress.  Unless she’s a boy.    Boy’s don’t like dresses.  She may also not like it if she’s a tom boy.  Tom Boys prefer overalls, pants, and stuff like that.  But if she has an ounce of femininity, then a dress is a perfect gift for a girl. She can run and play in it.  She can put on a puppet show and dazzle her friends and relatives.  She can even skip down the street singing a popular tune.  There’s no limit to what a girl can do in girls dresses.  Or out of one, for that matter.  Hubba hubba. 

I knew a girl who loved her dress so much, she hiked it over her head a lot.  She wasn’t much in the face department, so we were all pretty grateful for that.  But when she wore the dress normally, all was forgiven because we just focused on the pretty pattern.  She wore lots of girls dresses as a mater of fact.  It’s all about drawing attention away from an ugly face.  If she has big boobs, that helps too.  Let’s be honest, there’s really only so much a that girls dresses can do.  It’s not a miracle worker!  Some dresses for girls are better than others.  But none is as good as the ones we offer.   They are soft, and vibrant and fun.  Once she puts it on, she’ll never want to take it off.  That’s a problem if you want to wash it and stuff.  But hey, one problem at a time, right?  There’s only so much we can do.

I’d also like to talk a bit about girls skirts.  I know almost nothing about that subject, but that will never stop me from prattling on and on about something.  Girls dresses is my area of expertise.  Subjects that I know nothing about don’t discourage me from being a big drip.  Or bore.  I can be a bore as well.  But back to the topic on hand: girls dresses.  I love the way they make the kid who’s wearing it smile and feel pretty.  That kind of stuff is priceless.  So if you give it as a gift, you’re really giving the gift to yourself since you’re the one who will benefit the most from it.  Imagine that, a giving a gift that actually makes the giver feel better.  Dress or no dress, this is the kind of gift I want to give.  Do you see how magical these dresses are?  It’s a miracle.  I bet you didn’t know that dresses for girls had so much power.  It kind of makes me wish I were a little girl.  Although, let’s be honest, sometimes I act like a little girl.  Whenever I see a mouse I completely freak out.  But when I see girls dresses, I go ape shit.  So there really is a little girl inside of me.  Even if I it’s not obvious.  Oh, well. That’s life. Check it out here.